He’s not a “scientist” he’s a “science guy.” He’s the mid-level machine language that takes the binary language of science and presents it to the masses in English.

To continue the dog-pile ... He is a proponent of rational thought and science education. He’s never claimed to be the next Einstein; he just wants to make sure our education system doesn’t fall apart so that there is a next Einstein. The fact that he’s funny and personable is a plus.

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and…

Shouldn’t a coaster absorb or somehow otherwise contain the liquid that spills or condenses?

Let me preface my next statement with a confession: I am NOT cool.

I feel like if you’re commenting on an article and intending for other people to read your comment, you should have a basic command of the language. I don’t see it as discrimination.

That bridge on the north end of the city is an unsightly orange color. Have it changed.

Oh, the irony.

The crookedly-hung, pastel portrait of Dave Navarro sold me. I booked right away.

What is the world coming to? Why won’t these children just stick to the gender roles I prescribe for them?!?!

Of course it’s a gimmick. Why else would they dye a white bread bright colors? I prefer the Bagelry on Bagel Ave. Also Beagle Bagel, it’s on Bagel Ave., too. Then there’s Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bagel. Heck any place in the Bagel District will do.

Probably not good for you. Definitely not bad for you on occasion. If one were to dine exclusively on brightly-dyed bagels for a long period of time, one might expect some negative consequences. Having one every once in a while will not make one die any faster.

Grown-ass people who butt into other peoples’ comical internet arguments are saddest.

Nope. I stand by it. Grown-ass people who proudly crow about how they don’t eat vegetables (and can’t use an apostrophe correctly) just make me see red.

That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever read on the internet. And that’s saying a lot.

Honda CEO here, can confirm.

Safari is the only game in town if you have a Mac laptop. Chrome eats the battery like crazy.

Holy cow that’s a fantastic back garden.