Just where do you think your orange juice and cannibals-on-bath-salts-related news items will come from?

They let all of the hate out on the people locked in their basements.

Calling this person an “architect” is like calling a person who hot-glues fake gemstones onto a sweatshirt a “fashion designer.”

What plane? I don’t see any plane.

Holy crap! That’s freaking sand from another freaking planet I’m looking at.

Way to mix up your racial slurs there, Mr. Bigot.

Right after the comments from people with a decidedly heavy bias against thinking.

I had a long-forgotten bottle of pinot noir in the back of my fridge

Toryn Farr

The answer is simple. It simultaneously does and does not take advantage of quantum effects.

Would I?! Would I?!

“Hmm. After a long and storied career, my skills are not what they once were. I think I will go home and have a cry on my giant pile of money.”

For one moment there I thought that I had found another person with my dual phobias: streaming video and animals with horizontal stripes.

Let me state this explicitly. I am a 40-year-old person from the very deep south and I have never heard anyone in my peer group use “fairy” to describe a homosexual. Lots of other slurs, sure. I only know that people once called homosexual men fairies from old TV and movies and gay guys using the term ironically.

I live in the south and the last time I heard “fairy” used that way was on a re-run of Three’s Company. But then, I don’t hang out with assholes.

His insight regarding temperature extremes and the ability to grasp was nothing short of groundbreaking.

His work was essential in creating the modern system of determining which party to contact in the event of unsettling circumstances in one’s community.

Like at the old folks’ home? A Klan rally? Bigotty McGehee’s House of Bias?

Very similar to Ray Parker Jr.’s study on paranormal phenomena. You know the one where he concludes that they do not elicit terror and that, in fact, there is a thrill in conquering spectral entities?

Someone’s getting space and time mixed up again. It’s all relative anyway.