forfe the neck/head back and up, especially ina belly flop type of off.

He’s stuck around in the majors for two decades with a dismal lifetime ERA of over 4, a near break-even record and only 1,500 Ks. I want to like him for his tenacity, but he just comes across as a clueless douche.

Not gonna lie, I would eat a dark chocolate brownie with sour cream on purpose.

We’ll start saying “soda” when you motherfuckers learn how to say “pecan” correctly. ;)

I bet that would actually taste pretty good.

I want to believe it. It’s actually kind of sweet and romantic in a weird way.

And yet you continue to try to justify the unjustifiable.

You continue to get more wrong. I’m a middle aged guy from a working class background. I know people who have mental retardation that have more capacity for human kindness than you will ever know or deserve. And they deserve way more dignity than you afford them by using them as a punchline.

Here’s the difference between you and a person who has decreased mental function: a person who has decreased mental function still has the capacity to be a good person.

Fuck you and fuck your fucking attitude toward people with cognitive disabilities and fuck you for fucking throwing around the term “PC” like a fucking entitled piece of fucking shit when someone calls you out for your bullshit.

I was recently in Ottawa and was amused to find that butter chicken curry is practically the official dish of the city. Almost every restaurant, including the poutine joint near my hotel, had some variety of it.

I’m not trying to be a jerk, but I get my kid to eat veggies by saying: “here kid, eat these veggies.”

I wondered what exactly he had in mind when he ordered whiskey. Crown? Bushmills? Jack Daniel’s? Please, for the love of all that is deliciously oak-aged, just say the name of the product you want!

I thought the same. I usually do the opposite - a larger percentage on a small order. If I go out for lunch and get a bill for $9.50, I’ll leave $2. If it’s above $12 or so, I usually just double the 9% sales tax.

The casual use of that word is what you need to drop.

Jeez, Dad. You are SO embarrassing!

Well if the best thing you can say about Trump is that he’s an entertaining liar then ... I guess I’ll go with the old Communist?

Glad I read all the posts before I fired up the Google machine to look for oh_honey.gif

That movie is a classic. I watch it every couple of years and it never fails to pick up my mood.

Yep.