You aren’t kidding!

Holy shit those typefaces couldn’t possibly clash any more than they do.

As plausible as space wizards using magical laser swords while spaceships whiz from star to star faster than the speed of light?

He was working for Jorba the Huck and got in a fight with Hans Skywalker who shot him with a lightsaber and he fell in the sarnak.

From wookiepedia

It’s time to stop horsing around. Put the Ikea meatball jokes out to pasture.

Sometimes things cost $X-n.

Was it funny then?

That is a quality motor. I would drive it proudly.

Shipping is still free. Plus the Kindle lending library. Plus instant video. I’m no corporate shill, but dang if ain’t still a pretty good deal.

350k people like her assistant copying and pasting drug warnings onto an image sharing site.

How likely is it to kill me? If the answer is “not very,” then I’m game.

Because it is, shitstain. You said a bear is not a person. That’s true. A bear is a bear and a person is a person and neither species deserves to have a slug of lead forced through its skull at supersonic speeds. Live and let live, ass-sweat.

Never said it was, dickcheese.

This is great and all, but does it suffer from the same drawback that limits other bioplastics: namely, does the process of polymerization prevent it from being biodegradable?

Well Son, you see, Grandma would have eventually become sick; then she would have died slowly. Instead, I performed magnanimous deed. I shot her while she was till in her prime. I’m a hero. You have to learn to understand and value participating in nature on its own terms, Son. Stop being a pussy.

While we’re at it - re: “the unnecessary, brutal death of a secondary character.” Are directors unable to kill a female character without fear of being labeled misogynist? That scene was fun because of its brutal form of comic relief and had absolutely nothing to do with gender.

Those texts aren’t going to send themselves, you know.