What about apples or celery and raisins? Where do they fit in?
Old Bobby Soldier
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Surely Real Madrid will accept 40 million for Benzema, right? :p
Arsenal's legendary away support will surely give as good as they get this evening. Just look at them:
Of course one doesn't want to count one's chickens before they hatch, but the indications are very strong that it's going to happen. Apparently Lamela's agents are in Madrid talking to Baldini. Surely the Bale deal won't be made official until his replacement is signed.
spurs are signing Lamela
zing!
Oh man, Bursapor? They'd get clobbered!
Arsenal losing to Fener then getting to advance anyways by beating Beşiktaş would be the most latter-day Arsenal thing to happen ever.
Griezmann's (amazing!) goal was extra special because he was a Lyon supporter as a boy but they passed him over as a youth.
Yeah! Apparently that game beat all the evening MLS games and Arsenal-Aston Villa also did all but the Galaxy.
It got a 0.8 overnight which is a record for the opening weekend. I think that translates to what, around 900,000?
As we're learning, some combination of Willian, Lamela, Coentrao, Halilovic ...
It's a gun control joke, not a Crocodile Dundee joke, sheesh.
I mean, I understand the impulse to spend all your time on this site criticizing people's lame attempts at humor, but do you have anything entertaining to offer?
Mom? is that you?
I would say my future in the joke writing business is almost — almost — as bright as you're future in the joke critiquing business.
No your lame.