You seem dumb.

hahaha it's a tribute

There's nothing spelled wrong in the title.

In her defense she thought the rule against catching foul balls only pertained to teabagging Lenny Dykstra.

pressure's off

This never would have happened if only the Aussie had been armed with a comically large knife.

Looks like something a trashy, rich Arab princelet would wear clubbing.

mind the gap

You have so little depth and are already facing problems with injuries, and Wilshere is never a safe bet to play a full season. Arsenal's form when healthy at the end of last season was impressive, but they won't stay fit for 38 games.

If someone set this up I would enter my team in that league as well. I don't see why they wouldn't.

In all seriousness they play a very exciting, entertaining style of football, the intensity of the rivalry with Ars*nal is incredible, and it's probably the best-looking team in the Premier League. (Isaac Mizrahi thinks so, at least.)

Michael Bradley plays at Roma, you should read the fantastic piece they had up about him earlier this week.

The fact that you like him better at defensive midfield says something about his skill as a center back. He's more impressive in midfield (his original position).

Lukaku looked pretty raw against France this week.

Tottenham Hotspur is the best club, you'll want to go with them.

Luiz is hardly one of the best defenders in the game, but he's a fantastic athlete with great skill on the ball who could become world class.

+1882

a bunch of people have predicted relegation I'm afraid to say.

Doesn't Martinez play 3 at the back? How does Baines fit into that? If he's not downfield crossing the ball he's being wasted. Fellaini fits with Martinez's tactics much better IMO