I had an old car that sat in the driveway for a couple of years. When it came time to sell it, we cleaned it, noticed a few spider webs around the rearview mirrors, but much less than we expected - hooray! Car gets towed away to a garage, then once it’s up on the hoist, a horde of spiders emerge from the…

This evening I noticed Zach Roerig’s name in the credits, and at the end, by process of elimination, figured out he was pulse. What a waste of Matty Blue Eyes!

Well, Jocks is in Albert Park, whereas Messina is one block from my flat, so, no?

Hello neighbour!

I live a block from Messina, I’ll stick with the real thing!

My response was more to skip - just couldn’t leave people thinking that Australian democracy was actually functioning well right now - it’s really not!

I like Tim Tams, but only the original ones. All the special flavours just taste sweet and artificial. When you have a good product, you don’t actually need to keep up with hipster food fads, just make your good product!

Unfortunately that’s not actually what has happened. This was a non-binding vote - basically a survey - because the government obfuscated and delayed and did everything to avoid doing what they should have done(and had the power to do).

Dillahunt did his creepy smile-like-you-learnt-from-a-book and instantly made me think of Cromartie.

Yeah, what’s that anti-otter bullshit? Here’s the antidote:

Bailey the Unknown Reindeer!

Will the daddies eat each other in a display of dominance? Or will they open about their feelings and join in the universal bonds of daddyhood?

I like that flashback - it gave us more Tommy!

Nice retcon to have Slade actually be a kiwi, since his aussie accent was not convincing. And while I’m nit-picking,m they probably should have chosen a more generic NZ location than Milford Sound.

Given he’s just made a film with Mel Gibson, I don’t think he really cares.

I must admit that my knowledge of Aikido is based entirely on my (twice my size) brother insisting that I attack him, because he could only demonstrate a move if I started things, and then bending my arm behind my back.

It’s great that this is all being aired, and that studios are taking such quick action, but I can’t help thinking that the reason they are acting so quickly is because they knew all about this, but as long as it wasn’t public, were willing to ignore all the harassment and assault and generally vile and illegal…

Isn’t Aikido basically the opposite of that, in that it is entirely defensive? I mean, still pretty useless for an action star.

I’m afraid my take is a little more cynical. I think they (companies) are cutting ties so quickly because they knew, or had strong reason to know, about the allegations, but didn’t act.

“A key tenant...”?