I found a teenage diary of mine where I had literally circled the spot where my tears fell on the page, and wrote something like 'See mum! This matters!'. I had to destroy it, it was so mortifying.

They managed to get the inflatable tube guy to dance to the beat!

Lilja 4 Ever. You ask yourself, can it get worse from here? And then it does.

Puns. Puns. A few more puns.

What pushed it over to heart-breaking for me is not just that Vaughn ignores her at the door, but that Gilda doesn't persist - she knows her father and knows that he will not help her. She's always known he puts himself first, but is finally experiencing that first hand.

They've been out there for days watching Kayleigh swim and waiting for Mike to finally look up at the right time!

Mmm Don Hany. If only he could actually appear in a show that I could bear to watch.

Plus the 60s-set British cop drama.

Yikes! Practically shaking in empathy here.

Mezzanine came out in '98. That's a bright spot for me at least.

Thanks. I didn't realise who she was listening to.

I missed something entirely - who bugged Pastor Grooveyhair's phone?

Thankfully, no.

"You caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked!" is something I quote far too frequently.

Coincidentally, on the weekend I was listening to Spiderbait's Buy Me a Pony and thinking there could be a whole inventory of songs by Australian bands about their bad experiences trying to break into the American market. There's also Cold Chisel's You Got Nothing I Want . And a bit less specific, Regurgitator's I…

Kalf and Erlendur's expressions when he walked in…

I have a feeling that the City of Light story is about to get really scary, what with Jaha planning a move from persuasion to coercion. Between his fundamentalism and Pike's war-hawking I am finding Arkadia a very tense place this season.

I was expecting to see this addressed in the review, and when it wasn't I got really worried that she had died and I had somehow completely forgotten about it. Glad to know I am not actually losing my mind.

I think Jane Got a Gun is in this territory (I haven't seen it).

Not if you don't have a record player? But the point is that you can't do it with mp3s.