Sorry in advance.

Hate to say it, but this dude’s asking to come up missing.

Poetic justice would be him paying out of his ass and then being traded to Calgary.

And her’s a picture of Strahinja Jokic. This one likes choking women(allegedly). Fun stuff!

Pictured, Rovell’s tip:

How the fuck do you get paid to do this?

Starred for the Last Boy Scout reference.

“This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.”

Would be apparent, if you read the article...

Go to bed Le Comte de Bruleur, you’re drunk.

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You’re new here, aren’t you?

But how am I going to be able to figure out who the shooter is, now?

Dan, you’re not a loser in my eyes. A hack, maybe. But not a loser.

I’ve never understood the rampant homophobia in MMA, considering these guys roll around on the ground with other guys.

I’m getting more of Jeff George vibe.

There’s no way you can classify that as “targeting”. He was clearly trying to make a play on the ball.

Take the helmets off them. Yes, I’m sure there’ll still be concussions, but no where near as many as we’re seeing every weekend. American football in its current form is dying. High school participation is way down, colleges have less recruits to exploit, and the quality of the carnage people tune in to watch on…

Inside a Rubik’s Cube?

That’s a super smart analysis.