Deadspin forever

So you’re a scab?

Thanks for this.

Let it go, bro.

Fun fact*: He’s named after his father’s favorite book, Flowers for Algernon.

The NBA’s just buying time to investigate whether or not his parents falsified his birth certificate.

I love you. 

THIS is peak intensity:

And there it is.

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

What he’s really trying to say is the world is flat.

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Considering he’s a full year older than what the Kings thought he was when they traded for him, maybe he should play nice when it comes to negotiations.

King James bent at the knee pretty quick when it’s clear it was gonna affect his bottom line. Money talks, folks.

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?

I’m 100% sure that this headline will happen: “Watch Zion Dunk The Dick Off A Basketball”.

I played pee-wee football growing up. I watched HBO’s Inside The NFL with it’s dramatic highlight music, every Saturday morning, dreaming that I’d make a hit like my heroes were making on a weekly basis. I played high school football, and watched “Jacked Up” segments on ESPN religiously, and tried to recreate those…

Are you trying to say you didn’t watch the 50 or so replays they showed while it was being reviewed for a ridiculous amount of time?

Hate to say it, but this dude’s asking to come up missing.

Poetic justice would be him paying out of his ass and then being traded to Calgary.