You forgot to add they’ll then trade said bullshit o-line guy two years later for a backup punter and a bag of chips.

I’m surprised Bezos didn’t try to get part-timers classified as independent contractors...

Ramblin’ Wreck indeed...

He looks like a Wild West pimp.

“They planted Stingrays? What’s the problem?”

“Govert Sweep”

Magic, is that you?

“...are starting to be referred to as “the Brazil of the Balkans.”

And right on cue, Guice is having an MRI on his knee today.

Shoot first, ask questions later. ‘Murica at its best.

This is the hard hitting journalism I come here for. Eat your heart out, Moskovitz.

Holy shit, nice catch. As someone who played fullback in a wishbone offense in the late 80's I feel that guy’s pain.

Today just wasn’t his d...Oh never mind.

“Well done Daniil, well done.”

For your viewing pleasure:

Pretty sure he didn’t kick it to Timbuktu, Chris.

I take it you didn’t play pee-wee football growing up. This is a time honored tradition of shittiness.

Don’t fuck with Moskovitz. Ask me how I know...

With a name like that, what could go wrong?

Seconded. Genuinely laughed out loud for about a minute.