Screw that. Middle America doesn’t deserve President Luck. I’m all for nominating him to be the first post-bluexit president of the combined United States of Canada, however.

When you guys post the inevitable Magary farewell announcement, I’m officially done commenting in the greys.

“How 36 year old Disick stayed awake long enough to enjoy his formerly teenage girlfriend’s various festivities is currently unknown.”

Umm, about that...

Just wait until Irsay sobers up...

Oh, okay.

The rare case of a player taking the NFL to the cleaners, salary wise.

How in the fuck was he not at least convicted of unlawful imprisonment?

I now anxiously await with baited breath for the inevitable Diana Moskovitz attack post.

You’re trying to get shit-canned, aren’t you?

That color scheme screams 1990s.

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Dom, is that you?

Going by that tweet, I’m guessing Magic Johnson has kidnapped Kendrick Perkins and taken over his Twitter account.

Forty odd years and I’m still looking down, squeezing and waiting for help...

• Swimming in a lake.

Please dismiss fake Dr Emilio. The real commenter sounds like a decent enough fellow, unlike this asshole.

“How ‘bout them small bones!”

That picture up top is of a man most definitely not playing with a full deck.

Just don’t let her near any cell phones.