“...are starting to be referred to as “the Brazil of the Balkans.”

And right on cue, Guice is having an MRI on his knee today.

Shoot first, ask questions later. ‘Murica at its best.

This is the hard hitting journalism I come here for. Eat your heart out, Moskovitz.

Holy shit, nice catch. As someone who played fullback in a wishbone offense in the late 80's I feel that guy’s pain.

Today just wasn’t his d...Oh never mind.

“Well done Daniil, well done.”

For your viewing pleasure:

Pretty sure he didn’t kick it to Timbuktu, Chris.

I take it you didn’t play pee-wee football growing up. This is a time honored tradition of shittiness.

Don’t fuck with Moskovitz. Ask me how I know...

Seconded. Genuinely laughed out loud for about a minute.

Screw that. Middle America doesn’t deserve President Luck. I’m all for nominating him to be the first post-bluexit president of the combined United States of Canada, however.

When you guys post the inevitable Magary farewell announcement, I’m officially done commenting in the greys.

“How 36 year old Disick stayed awake long enough to enjoy his formerly teenage girlfriend’s various festivities is currently unknown.”

Umm, about that...

Just wait until Irsay sobers up...

Oh, okay.

The rare case of a player taking the NFL to the cleaners, salary wise.

How in the fuck was he not at least convicted of unlawful imprisonment?