I now anxiously await with baited breath for the inevitable Diana Moskovitz attack post.

You’re trying to get shit-canned, aren’t you?

That color scheme screams 1990s.

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Dom, is that you?

Going by that tweet, I’m guessing Magic Johnson has kidnapped Kendrick Perkins and taken over his Twitter account.

Forty odd years and I’m still looking down, squeezing and waiting for help...

Please dismiss fake Dr Emilio. The real commenter sounds like a decent enough fellow, unlike this asshole.

“How ‘bout them small bones!”

That picture up top is of a man most definitely not playing with a full deck.

Just don’t let her near any cell phones.

As far as I can tell, the DSM-V doesn’t list stupidity as a mental disorder.

Username checks out.

“Luke Kuechly shouldn’t be on a football field anymore but he’ll play until he’s 37 anyway and die when he’s 52.”

Well obviously you don’t love ‘Murica then. Maybe you need to breathe in some more red, white, and blue.

What a recovery!

I wonder if he calls his dad and says “See Pops, this is how you do it at sea level.”

“...emit those statistics.”

You should have written this post.

Dirtbag is officially dead.