Gase: “Yeah, but did you really think I was going to let you win this one?”

His parents should’ve named him D.H. Stewart.

Thank you for reminding us random internet commenters what is truly important. I’m really sorry for your loss, Mr. Leitch.

Can’t blame them, they probably figured he was going to kneel during the national anthem.

Puig just wanted to prove that blondes do indeed have more fun.

Why’d you post a picture of Kurt Russell at the top of this article?

Separated at birth?

No, he’s not. But he is British.

“...it ended the way it had to, the way we knew it would from the beginning.”

Somewhere, Sam Bowie is nodding his head knowingly.

The Team Sky Ineos freight train rolls on. Gotta feel for Nairo Quintana. After years of being considered Colombia’s best hope for a Tour De France GC winner, he’s been surpassed by a 22 year-old phenom.

How do I win a breakfast with Ray Ratto? I’d even a wear a terrible sweater to make it come true.

“I hope they let him race at the Tokyo Olympics and continue talking shit to people who can’t beat him.”

Welp, I guess he’s off to Barstool Sports then.

Initial reporting suggested that Norton was cut off at the interchange of the Dolphin Expressway and the Palmetto Expressway (State Road 826), causing the accident.

“I’ve told you many times, I can’t devote the hours to practice like I used to. Standing on the range, hitting balls for four or five hours, go play 36, come back, run 4 or 5 miles and then go to the gym. Those days are gone.”

But he won’t get shit-canned because he’s not a

But he won’t get shit-canned because he’s not an “angry black woman”.

Free Fuck Chris Paul

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