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That may be the greatest GIF of all time.

That is an eminently punchable face.

Wait, did the NBA change the rules, allowing for 2 basketballs on the court at the same time? Because otherwise this ain’t gonna work.

THIS IS THE SAME GUY TOO HOLY SHIT

Were fava beans and a nice chianti on the menu?

Your battery level is triggering me.

Zion be like:

Holy shit, Billy. At this point you guys are about as current as a newspaper.

Pretty sure a center tandem of Cousins and Montrezl Harrell would be illegal in like seven states.

Cutting off that throw cleanly AND doing something product with it isn’t in Eric Thames job description.

Nice generalization, lazy fat fuck sitting in your car, killing the planet one gallon at a time.

Shit, all this time I just thought they fucked up and really meant to retire Baby Jordan’s number.

Don’t the Wizards need a point guard? Because that would be pretty hilarious.

When your team’s future hinges on signing Nikola Mirotic or Al-Faruq Aminu in free agency, you are sure as shit doomed.

Hey guys, I’m pitching a new show too. It’s also a prank show, but in this one we’re gonna focus on pulling hilarious and terrifying pranks on people born with birth defects. Because that’s fucking funny.

Correction. He’s a fucking soldier.

The Red Sox winning the World Series after an 86-year drought was too soon. This comment was not, however.

she dead

“PBA game derailed by nut shot...”