Followed by the worst morning of your life...

I could be wrong but I believe Mr. Fernandez is referencing the Raiders ill-fated move to L.A..

Dude is sloooow.

So what you’re telling me is there’s a fungus among us?

Well I find your screen name paying homage to a president closely associated with the Trail of Tears to be offensive, so there.

Go back to Barstool Sports, friendo.

Good point.

The Mayweather payday was the worst thing that could’ve happened to this guy.

Now that’s a hot take.

Good to see “Russian D-Bol” is still a thing.

Does he ever not look hungover?

Yeah, you can go fuck yourself, bitch.

The players will strike, and unlike after the last long work stoppage, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa won’t be smacking steroid fueled dongs to reinvigorate fan interest. Baseball is at the beginning of a slow death spiral into irrelevancy.

My favorite was the bullshit about D.K. Metcalf measuring at 1.6% body fat. Which is physiologically impossible, unless someone’s really ill.

Never forget:

A 4.57 40 time isn’t anything to sneeze at. If he’s a good enough athlete, but a mediocre QB prospect, what’s wrong with giving him a shot at another position?

Batting .249 sure buys a lot of philly cheeseteaks.

It’s a foregone conclusion Big Dick Nick is going to Jacksonville.

Sell out.