Everybody hates Chriss.

It’s the same look Jordan had when Chris Paul held him hostage in his own house.

Probably because sitting him for the rest of the season would be every two-bit sports blogger’s wet dream come true.

I’m calling it now, they’re gonna be the 2019 Reno Raiders, with hometown boy Colin Kaepernick at the helm.

+ 36 degrees Fahrenheit at time of liftoff 

This game’s been about as satisfying as a Bill Belichick press conference.

They did the dirty for sure.

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Bas Rutten Vs. Frank Shamrock

Oh, it’s real alright:

The proper reaction to Booker’s love tap would’ve looked more like this:

So when he trash talks, does he habla ingles?

“The Bulls are 5-13 under Boylen, a hair better than their 5-19 start under possible future Timberwolves coach Fred Hoiberg.”

Ahem:

So how long before they trade for Zach LaVine?

Not the first time a temple mount has been at the center of a conflict.

Are we sure it isn’t a scapular muscular imbalance?

The guy is a fucking caricature of himself at this point.

Now we just need Claire Underwood to put good ‘ole Frank out of his misery.

Aww shit. Did not know that. Thanks for the explainer.