More importantly, what the hell is going on with his facemask?

“Pfft, amateur.”

Great job by those guys, since LSU doesn’t normally utilize the pistol offense.

Making John Elway look like Miss Cleo in the process.

Should’ve been a 15 yard penalty for taunting.

Looks like Melo still managed to get in there and fuck up an otherwise perfect shot chart.

She was being selfish too.

The comment section is comedy gold:

I haven’t seen a hooker take that much punishment since Gary Ridgeway.

How are you even married? 

Have you ever liked anyone?

This. if you watch his college tape, you quickly realize that guy doesn’t play for Philly.

Hey, at least he let him finish. Very considerate of him.

An algorithm called “shitty refereeing?”

I haven’t seen a Jordan swing and miss that bad since his Birmingham Baron days.

Matt Barnes should’ve finished the job.

I prefer “flogging the dolphin”.

“barely legal football” 

But think about all the dimes you’d be missing out on!