You, sir, are high.

Hot take: That’s not mutual combat. That’s one guy assaulting another.

At what point does Gruden’s head just explode, à la Scanners?

I can’t listen to this guy review cars.

Better?

Josh Johnson’s stat line: 11/16, 195 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 0 Kneels

The thought of being on the shitter without my phone for 30 days is truly terrifying.

Like father, like son.

You’re not very bright.

Steve Sax called, he wants his case of the yips back.

After careful Twitternalysis, the timeline of this idiot’s tweetstorm works out to about one lukewarm Keystone Light per tweet.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

“I thought they made a mistake,” Ralph’s daughter, Ursula Goldston, said after seeing the family might receive nothing because of the pending liens, which email correspondences show might have been withheld in error. “I just cannot believe these people did that.”

All you motherfuckers better get out there and vote. Otherwise this country’s DONE.

Here’s a handy little reminder of ridiculous Gruden’s contract is:

Antonio Rodgers Cromartie just came.

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The third part of Manley’s hat trick was staying eligible at Oklahoma State for four years.

Casual MMA fan here with an uninformed take. Other than the press conference, McGregor has been uncharacteristically quiet leading up to tomorrow’s fight. That spells trouble for Nurmawhateverhisnameis.