Maybe he should’ve practiced...

(it was a Hank Gathers joke)

Actually, from what I gathered, it’s a legitimate news.

True, and I know it’s subjective, but to my eyes this is the best Whalers jersey:

Jerry Jones heard the news and promptly offered Elway a 2nd round pick for him.

To smooth things over, Holland took Ogawa to Chinatown to talk things out over a bowl of phở

“The trip opened against Ryerson...”

So which one of these dicks am I supposed to root for now?

Ray Lewis: “Guys! You’ve got nothing to worry about. This time I’m wearing a gold jacket.”

The NFL hasn’t been the same since the Antonio Cromartie porn parody, “Eight Isn’t Enough”.

well i think testing men for testosterone and not testing women for testosterone is discrimination

His asthma must’ve flared up.

The guy is built like a fucking racehorse.

You make some good points, but Adams’s mustache is worth at least $10 million a year.

A 6-year old wrote that tweet, right?

Are you talking about the same “genius” who just gave a max deal to a past his prime, injury prone point guard who’s never taken his team to the finals?

Harper will now proceed to hit 3 home runs the rest of the year.

I’m still waiting for a post about yesterday’s cobblestone stage of the Tour de France.

How the hell does he pass a USADA administered drug test?

Yeah, people from that part of the world are good at cleaning up their own mess.