1. Gun ownership is high but heavily regulated. This includes mandatory military service.

We’ve all been there, Ryan.

The least we can do is make their lives inconvenient.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

one large pregnant pause in Gina’s and Jay’s lives

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

No pregnant pauses in this one-breath report.

I hit one of my foursome once on thinly hit fairway wood. Thing never went higher than 5 feet but was moving, he came up over a hill off the right hand side of the fairway right after I hit it.

“No adder no adder no adder...”

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

I’m not saying there won’t be people wearing Hernandez jerseys because there will probably be a few. But I’m betting they’ll be outnumbered by people wearing Riley Cooper jerseys.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

That punch had no Affalo through.