Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

You’re goddamn right we did.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

He’s just fission for clicks.

One problem with your statement:

just a few Bama players I can think of off the top of my head; Dont’A Hightower, Julio Jones, Courtney Upshaw, Mark Ingram, Derrick Henry...

Thank you for this take. It will keep me and my family warm throughout this long, harsh winter.

Alabama is run by an arrogant blowhard, fields human caricatures who accomplish nothing in the NFL, beats everyone, is the anchor of a bullshit ignorant state with nothing else going for it, and everyone hates them. They are absolutely the best team in college football.  

Eat a Snickers.

I agree with disliking the things on your list, but either we’re okay with generalizations or we’re not. And I tend to think we’re not.

Because our generation is shaping up to be SO much better, right?

Yeah, he plays football.

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Former soldier here. I care, even though I never went to the academy. My father-in-law (former sailor) and I have been blasting each other texts and memes all week as we always do in the run up.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

So I’m no rock climbing expert or anything, but I am a big sissy. Around the 10 second mark when the rock obviously starts to break more, I would have noped the fuck right on down from there.

Translation:

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

To be fair, most people who serve in the Air Force have no idea how a gun works.