And free seltzer!

He didn’t “win” the election because he ran the better campaign. He “won” because the system was manipulated from outside and from within.

I am from the heart of America. And guess what I voted for Clinton because I am not a goddamn shit for brains. I also did not get my feelings hurt because Clinton may or may not be an elitist. Clinton lost because of Russian intervention and gerrymandering.

What the fuck are you even angry about? That she lived in three places?

Well, at least the angry people in the midwest got what they wanted and Trump solved all their problems. How nice for them that they have no reason to be angry anymore.

One other factor in her loss.... the election was stolen. Not only did we have Comey’s announcement and constant fake news online but hundreds of thousands of likely democratic votes were thrown away in key states and many states made it more difficult for students, urbanites and minorities to vote as soon as the…

Lots of people accused Obama of having the same attitude towards “flyover country.”

[sees how terrible Kinja still is]

Remember the time South Park made transphobic parallels to trans women and people who want to be dolphins, the many times they mocked the idea of climate change, or the fact that Matt and Trey refuse to make fun of Trump mainly because if they did what’s left of their fanbase would riot?

Your mom saw him coming...

Kinja only gives you a five minute window to edit. after that, you’re locked in. forever.

Nah, we won’t be doing that.

Gabba, gabba. One of us.

Oh Hell, what’s with the networks’ race to the bottom to normalize white supremacy? Is their long-term strategy to ride the wave into irrelevance, or are the betting that future audiences will be only white people?

Maybe he can join Megyn Kelly over at NBC for a hard hitting interview that pulls no punches, similar to the highly respected and universally enjoyed interview she did with all around Nice Guy™ Alex Jones.

I’m just going to save this gif to reuse for all you Kinja users who were previously unaware of the AV Club:

The A.V. Club

Why would you write about and link to a thing like this? Thank you at least for making fun of it.

Hell of a dedication to the part, seeing as he’s going to jail soon. He must be method.

When’s this motherfucker headed to jail again? Can we make that day a national holiday?