Negan doesn’t work on tv. They’ve totally blown the use of that character, who’s just tedious and idiotic the way they’ve played him, and until they admit that to themselves, get past the Negan stuff as quickly as possible (just have somebody shoot him, for God’s sake), and move on to a better storyline, they’re not…

Welp, this season’s unwatchable. Ryan Murphy’s shows always get there eventually, but despite better or worse seasons, AHS with its anthology format offered at least the possibility he might avoid the complete “I don’t have time for this absolute shit” unwatchability that plagues the later seasons of his shows (even…

Believing that the Russians did everything we now know they did, basically hacking and tampering with everything in sight, but suddenly said “hey, you know what? Let’s stop here and not hack the actual voting machines, because, wow, that’s just too hard, and, gosh, it just wouldn’t be nice”...this is considered the…

Yeah, this one seems like a great big mess already. You’d think dangerous clowns would fit perfectly in a satire of Trumpism, but good satire usually has to have a laser-like focus, and that’s completely at odds with Ryan Murphy’s attention deficit style. The clowns look good— great designs— but I already feel tired…

Gordon Cole explains that there’s an ancient evil force called Jow Dai (I have no idea of the correct spelling here) that they’ve come to call Judy. The Odessa version of Laura works at Judy’s diner, implying she’s been imprisoned by that force. In essence, at the end of the series, Judy may be kind of our new BOB—…

The simpler explanation is that if Twin Peaks: The Return ended with definitive closure, then it’s truly over for us, for Mark Frost, and for David Lynch. Lynch loves, loves, loves Twin Peaks (watch how he talks about the show on the BluRay features). By ending on yet another cliffhanger, he keeps the loop open, keeps…

It’s particularly bad form, since the season finale of Game of Thrones was super long, and there’s bound to be a lot of people who watched that last night (likely thinking “GOT is the show most likely to be spoiled all over the internet if you don’t watch it immediately”) and were saving Twin Peaks for today. I saw Twi…

Remember how the oh-so-helpful mod promised tech support would help us if there was any problem linking our Disqus account? Well, they messed up my account (it wouldn’t let me onto Kinja without adding a dash to the end of my screenname and my Disqus comments are gone, gone, gone). I contacted them about it nearly…

Just a reminder to everyone not to look directly into Kinja.

Be sure to let the door hit your fat ass on the way out, asshole, preferably some kind of huge medieval door with spikes in it.

Yeah, yeah, okay, the KKK and Nazis are [sigh] bad I guess, and… wait, what's that you say? Racist Sheriff? Where's my pardon-writin' pen?!

True story: if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Bloody Mary" three times, BOB appears in the mirror and you ram your head into the mirror and start maniacally shouting "How's Annie".

I've looked at Klans from both sides now…

Donald Trump, immediately after the Pulse nightclub shooting: "Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism…"

…and the ones in the White House.

How about a movie where the Statue of Liberty comes to life and just beats the living fuck out of all the Nazis and white supremacists who've infected our country?

We’re sure he’ll find a way to work Julianne Moore in there somehow…

I hope there's a scene where Leatherface sings "Puttin' On the Ritz" and people start booing and throwing vegetables at him.

I never would have guessed I'd be shipping Dr. Jacoby and Nadine, yet here I am.

"Your horse stepped on my cat" is a line they should find a way to work into the new series.