and Sean Penn playing a man named William Chester Minor who contributed 10,000 entries while living in an insane asylum

From last night's episode:

You don't have to pick! It can— and probably will be— both. If you choose White House Communication Director, you'll still end up working as a 7-11 assistant shift manager in a few months or even weeks!

See, I read the Audrey scene as sort of being "Audrey and Charlie are the new Catherine and Pete Martell." Go back and re-watch the scene and listen to what they say and specifically their cadences (particularly Charlie). Whenever they say "Billy," substitute "Ben" (i.e., Ben Horne back in the day). It's not hard to…

[Pickles continues:]

Trump didn't write this one— look at even the language in the Tweets; it's not his usual idiotic style. This has "Mike Pence" written all over it.

bees were once believed to be sacred

How about a show about Barry Allen's great great grandfather, who ran a corner grocery store and worked 14 hours a day but got no appreciation from his goddamned kids?

Hey everybody, the guy who went to a foreign government with the specific intent to get stolen private information from spies so he could release private documents to publicly embarrass another candidate wants us to feel bad for him 'cause he's being "over-scrutinized."

You Will Shit Blood: worst Paul Thomas Anderson movie ever.

Yes, but was she openly Irish?

Yeah, if somebody accused Quentin Tarantino of murder and said "but look he must be guilty— all of his movies are so violent!" or taking it out of fame and Hollywood, let's say there was someone who was really into violent first-person shooter video games and was suddenly accused of actually shooting someone, or a guy…

House of Cards? Over pretty much anything else? Seriously, Emmys, that's just insulting.

Jim lives above the, I think you say "convenience store," with Mike and BOB.

This is MTV, after all, so the title will actually be Pregnant Teenage Catfish/Trolls Challenge.

It's Fox News, so my guess is they'll be too busy sexually harassing any women who happen to be anywhere nearby to bother with each other.

Amelia Earhart is in the lodge and she can't leave. Write it in your diary.

Sinclair Media Group also insists their stations air those ads for the Silver Shamrock Novelty Company.

Another method is to listen for birds becoming eerily quiet or look for wild-eyed stampeding animals heading for higher ground.

You seem fun.