After watching the trailer, I have no idea how they are going to stretch out this premise for eight whole hours. It seems too long at even three hours.

I think that’s the point, a lame play for the middle of the Venn diagram between AHS fans and Trump supporters.

holy fucking shit this was bad. i truly do not understand where you got a B- from. This was a D at best if not a F. The only good part was it was so bad it was hilarious

Really? I actually thought Roanoke was the best season they’ve done since Asylum. They actually stuck to some rules and plot and in parts, was somewhat scary.

Roanoke was awful for the first half, but was a lot more fun after the “twist” when they switched from the reenactments to present-day. By the end of the season I enjoyed it way more than Hotel and the boring slog that was Freak Show.

Well one thing I have to say that finally the name fits - the election of the orange-faced clown is truly THE American Horror Story... 

The more I think about it, the more a lot of the post-finale chatter bothers me, particularly the idea that Coop trying to save Laura is hubris on his part. Many people have said that it’s a symbol of trying to retrieve an irretrievable past, that it’s a symbol of Cooper’s—and by extension, the audience’s—refusal to…

You’re late for your monthly Tea Party meeting at Luby’s, Mr. Constitutional Scholar.

Kinja has proven to be even worse then expected since it moves the comments with the most replies to the top. This creates a page with a vile troll like comment at the top because enough people replied to tell them they were vile. I don’t know what the solution is, maybe just try to reply as much as possible to other…

Psst. We have the laziest Congress ever in decades, and you guys never intended to drain the swamp.

Congratulations on finding the worst take.

The binoculars is my new smoked cheese pig. Never change Jerry Horne.

Help a brother out. How does it explain Judy? They mention that Major Briggs told Gordon about some mystical thing with a name that later turned into the name Judy. So...what the hell does that mean? What exactly is Judy?

Yeah, I am fine if this is where Lynch leave it, but given the unlikely gift of these 18 hours I would be right there if he decided to go another round or two.

Whenever Twin Peaks isn’t on the air, the other shows should ask ‘Where is Twin Peaks?’ Or ‘Why isn’t Twin Peaks showing right now?’

“There should never be another episode of Twin Peaks.”

And, how about a “wooooohooooo!!!” for Lucy shooting Evil Dale and saving Sheriff Truman? I didn’t expect that at all.

Is there any way we could set up Disqus JUST for this thread so we could have an easy-to-follow conversation about this crazy thing we witnessed last night? Please? PLEAAAAASE?