So this is like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Tom and Jerry?

Wouldn't it have been great if her last sentence had been "I do, however, feel that Asylum was the best season of AHS while Coven, in my opinion, sucked."

There was polonium in his lasagna.

The project hails from MarVista Entertainment, the production company best known for Lifetime originals like House Of Versace and A Deadly Adoption.

I suspect Norman is alive at the end, simply because that has been the case with pretty much every incarnation of Psycho thus far. What I wonder is if the irony is going to be that Romero has actually messed up the case against Norman and ends up unintentionally getting him released. After all, forensics is going to…

Or a recording of Girls final episode is one of the only things to surive the Trumpocalypse and a surviving cult of mutants worship Lena Dunham as the high goddess of birth and death.

Will you have the usual glass of children's tears with your Mar-A-Lago chocolate cake, sir?

I was feeling lonely, so I hired a clown to come entertain me.

Mom, why is that Bunny denying the holocaust?

People have been arrested for inviting people up to their apartment to "try out Dr. Perky."

I've heard Dr. Fine Soda was roommates with Dr. Ben Carson.

None of this answers the most important question: are these actual medical doctors or do these sodas simply have PhDs?

Jim never gets dragged off the plane at home.

The difference there I'd argue is that particular president on 24 was pretty much a weasel from the beginning so it didn't feel like they just suddenly needed a twist when he was revealed as villainous. Where 24 often went wrong is when it suddenly flipped a character long established as "good" into being a villain.…

I don't think I'd give it a D+ but the whole "Keane's now a villain" is very later-series "uh oh we need a twist" 24 and that usually didn't work out very well story-wise. It already messes up Quinn's sacrifice and makes Dar, who did everything mustache-twirling this season short of throwing a baby in front of a…

Was Slim Pickens riding on one of them?

Oh, ick, those "slaps" are coming from Trump.

She'll turn once more to orange-faced clown and cry behind the door

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But will she still be a zombie?