I will not fear the Walking Dead
I will not fear them, Undead Ed
I will not fear them in a boat
I will not fear them with a goat
I will not fear them with a guy named Rick
I will not fear them with Chris Hardwick
I will not fear them on AMC
I will not fear them on TV
I will not fear them, Undead Ed
I will not fear the Walking…

I agree, the episode of Ketchup Passing Through Paper Towels with Bounty was quite good, but I was seriously disappointed when the series finale ended with Brawny running away to become a lumberjack.

1) why have Sasha work out this whole plan that the whole episode is basically centered around where she deliberately turns herself into a zombie and then she takes out…. the guy beside Negan? 2) why have a tiger leap into the fray and have the tiger take out… the guy beside Negan? Wouldn't it have been much more…

I ordered thin crust you bubble-headed booby! — Dr. Zachary Smith

The next time someone wishes me a Happy Spring Break, I'm going to pointedly wish them back a Happy Crucifixion-of-our-Lord-and-Savior-Jesus-Christ Break and then I'm going to boycott their business.

Do you bleed?

Oscar Isaac to Go Nazi Hunting:

"Hell is other people." — Jean-Paul Sartre

This library will only have two sections: "Fantasy" and "Horror."

Perhaps we should voluntarily send each representative a copy of our future Google searches, prominently featuring their name over and over again and search terms like "personal history," "scandal," "private detective services," "where to buy personal data," "hacked Ashley Madison membership list," things like that.

You obviously didn't help film the Trump videos.

Yes, though Sean Spicer is Nathan Thurm. The only— and I mean the only— thing Spicer lacks is the cigarette.

It's a Hitcher metaphor: Trump is Rutger Haeur, the truck is the attempted repeal of Obamacare, and the Republican Party is Jennifer Jason Leigh.

He's the Martin Shkreli of presidents.

My god, it's full of star.

I was often spotted driving around town in one of my many branded
automobiles accompanied by a beautiful model in the front seat

Update: It's already in the 4th edition. They only slightly changed two sentences in the third chapter, but this site requires us to buy all new copies at the full $165 price.

Are you implying that Martha is not the messiah?

The results from the CBC are in!

On the plus side, the CBC compared Subway's sandwiches to Chick-Fil-A's and found there was 95% less sanctimonious religious bullshit.