Lindsey Graham is surprisingly starting to showing some signs of it. As for Ryan and McConnell, you may as well hope that unicorns from the moon will fly down and poop thousand dollar bills on everyone's heads as hope that either of those two guys will grow an actual conscience.

Anonymous has vowed to make Trump's life a living hell for the rest of his term. Here's a good chance to start.

Naz & Maalik is a really good movie. It's probably heresy, but I liked it better than Moonlight.

Hey, look at me, I'm Blanche DuBois!

Gay.
Gay.
Gay.
Bi.
Not Gay.
Pansexual.
Once in College.
Gay.

On that note, I've deliberately stayed away from the news today— has Trump gotten around to signing an executive order re-establishing slavery, or is that scheduled for Thursday?

Hopefully the one that has the most antifreeze.

I got to see him in a production of "Fences" here in Rochester. He was terrific.

It's a vile combination of Bannon and Pence.

"Room after room of M.C. Escher-like stairs? Check." — Satan [looking over his checklist for Donald Trump's afterlife]

The best thing Rosie O'Donnell could do for the country is spend every waking hour marching back and forth in front of the White House. Trump is obsessed with her. He'd be spending so much time constantly looking out the window going "what's Rosie doing now?" he'd never be able to get to any of the rest of his awful…

If the courts start striking down Trump's bans, US citizens and the media have to be very, very, very careful about a sudden major false flag "Reichstag fire" event. Be alert, because it's exactly what someone with fascist ambitions would attempt.

Yeah. Lieberman fawning all over Betsy Devos last week. Fuck that guy.

He cleans both ways.

It does to the Brawny Paper Towels lumberjack.

Mr. Clean is heterosexual?

His performance was so bad on Justified they should digitally scrub every second of his character from the DVDs. That show was usually so good about casting but wow did they blow it that time.

And Hitler's speeches.*

Sigh. How many days before Trump takes credit for the fact that lots of Americans like to eat potato chips?

And the same people who think if you wish them "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" after ringing up their groceries you're trying to commit genocide against a persecuted Christian minority.