Mary Tyler Moore might be the one person in history where it would be a great tribute to her talent to start laughing uncontrollably in the middle of her funeral.

If you zoom in more closely in that crowd picture you'll soon see Jack Torrance.

Would we even be surprised at this point if Trump nominated the head of NAMBLA as the new head of the Children & Families division of Health & Human Services? Or will we be more surprised if he doesn't?

The best thing they can do with Nathaniel is destroy his career; kick him out of the boss position, have his dad disown him, and make him have to struggle like the others. The "smug asshole in power" dynamic is the weakest part of having this character right now, particularly because right now we're all having to…

(one of several f-bombs that actually aired on CNN) causing flustered anchor Brooke Baldwin to cut away)

1) Trump has given the name "America First" to a number of his new initiatives. It's one of the first things to appear on the presidential website once Trump took it over. See:

The Washington Post noted that the ADL begged Trump not to use the term "America First" during the campaign last year— specifically citing its anti-Semitic history.

Yep, his new "America First" slogan now attached to many of his policies just happens to be the same as the one used by Nazi-sympathizers in WWII:

That photo of Trump looks like one of those fake freeze-frames they had at the end of every episode of Police Squad.

I first misread "his cocksure, idiot swagger" as "his cocksucker, idiot swagger," and I have to say, the latter sounds much more appropriate.

Replace "hit the reset button" with "flush the flush handle" and I totally agree.

The arc of Rob Schneider's career may be way too long, but it bends toward oblivion.

I started to laugh, but then I remembered that the whole country is about to be smacked upside the face with one of the biggest pieces of dog shit in human history this Friday.

Archie: "Betty!"

If you want, you can actually already find out exactly what happened to Audrey in Mark Frost's new "novel" about Twin Peaks. It's made up of all these found pieces like newspaper clippings, one of which tells us what happened after that bank vault exploded.

Trump plans to replace Holliday with the song stylings of Natasha Fatale.

Speaking of Gremlins, the first Gremlins featured another Holliday— Polly Holliday, who played the waitress Flo on the sitcom "Alice."

And going back at least as far as Gremlins 2.

I'm also thinking of things like how that recent James Bond movie made the villain a thinly disguised version of Julian Assange, and what movies like that could do with Trump.

If Trump lasts even a couple of months in office it'll be interesting to see exactly how many films, tv shows, comics, etc. make either Trump or a thinly veiled version of Trump the main villain.