We at least got "Divine's Pet Food" with its giant neon pink flamingo on the Baltimore street set last night. Pet food! Hmmm, what could they be referencing?

Lunch lady
Let me take a look at you now
You're there in your hair net
Making me want rectangular pizza somehow
Lunch lady
I think it's only fair
I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want tater tots
'Cause maybe I do

He constantly sniffs.

Yeah, unlike the recent Rocky Horror, there are signs of some actually decent decisions for tonight's version of Hairspray. Fingers crossed.

I have an idea for an episode that deals with race:

Or Too Many KKKooks

You know if you give the above speech verbatim in 2020, I'll vote for you for president.

Maybe when it came time for them to vote, they had their choice between Negan and somebody who once sent some emails from home.

I wanted him to do "The Lonely Goatherd" from The Sound of Music.

I'm disappointed there's not more scrapbooking.

Trump's process of choosing his cabinet is basically "Which would you rather have for Christmas: a piece of shit with a red ribbon tied around it or getting stabbed twenty times in the stomach?" (Hint: Mitt Romney has a red ribbon tied around him in the preceding metaphor)

Short of going door-to-door and personally slapping each and every veteran across the face, I can't imagine anything Trump could do to them that would be more insulting than naming Sarah Palin as Secretary of Veteran's Affairs.

Interesting, but major letdown that the line "You said you'd be coming back this way again baby" wasn't paired with Laura's subtitle "I'll see you again in 25 years."

The lead story on CNN at eight this evening was literally "Donald Trump Debuts New Hat".

As long as she doesn't mention her dad's side of the family to Steve Bannon, she should be fine.

My favorite is "I feel like Tunisia."

US Supreme Court.

Sally Jesse Waphael?

ITA, except it's not stupid, though, if your goal is to push things even further to the right. I'm tired of pretending it's a coincidence every time the Democrats lose something and there's a loud chorus of "be more like Republicans" instead of "fight goddam ya, fight like you have strong beliefs and a backbone." …

or the C3P0 sex tape.