She's not going to transform into a giant CGI spider, she's going to transform into a bee. A bumblebee.

Dear Marvel Studios,

I'd save that sentence, because I have a feeling it's going to need to be re-posted quite a bit during the next few years.

We're all Kevin Bacon now.

Decent human being?

The real story here is the times of these tweets. One of the Hamilton tweets was like 2 or 3 in the morning and then here's Trump at 8:30 am tweeting about SNL.

Get ready for Trump tweeting every single goddamn time any comedian makes any joke about Trump or his administration anywhere. It will be endless.

Still tweeting late at night and early in the morning? He's an overweight 70 year old man with rage issues in a high pressure job who's not getting much sleep. Hmmm, I wonder how that's gonna work out.

Psst: hint, hint:

Wait.. Agatha Christie…. you're on to something! The obvious solution is to frame Mike Pence for murder.

If we do this very quickly, the electors will be faced with a genuine constitutional crisis: hand the presidency to a VP who wasn't the person voters actually chose, or hand it to the person who actually won the most votes in the election. Things would get interesting. So needle away, everybody! And quickly, please!

No, no, no, you're messing up the bit. See you're supposed to say "Heed not the rabble who scream revolution, they have not your interest at heart" and then I say "But strangely your mange is the same."

In terms of calling out an obnoxious person in the theater, this is a weird case where the audience itself was Patti LuPone.

As a longtime Broadway goer, though, I'm betting that a lot of audience members actually really liked having been at the show on a historic night. You get the show, and you get a terrific story to tell. That's exactly why many people who love live theater love live theater.

My dog speaks more eloquently

Oh my god. Tear this dude apart

It's just like when J Edgar Hoover went to see Hello Dolly and catty remarks were made. Roy Cohn was comforting him for weeks.

Mile Pence tried to make it so that businesses and services in the state where he was governor could even refuse to serve LGBT patrons. So boo fucking hoo you bigoted evil creepy shit: you got in the theater, which if we played by the kind of rules you like, they could have not even allowed. And if you think the boos…

Likely something by Skrewdriver.

Oh no, I can't bear another pun thread.