Very well said, particularly your final paragraph.

Mother?

So reports are that Trump will be announcing today that he's nominating Jeff Sessions as the new Attorney General.

If you saw Bush at that funeral where he was dancing like a goddamned idiot or saw him on that PBS special about Hamilton, where Bush's nose was so W.C. Fields-like it could be used as a high-powered lighthouse, you'll also know that it appears Bush has sunk so far back into alcoholism that he's likely never coming…

Explain, because the narrative the left put forth for most of the election was "they're both really bad, but grit your teeth and vote for Hillary."

And part of that lower turnout was caused by a constant "well, they're both bad" rhetoric coming from the left. Stewart— much as I love him— doesn't realize that his leaning back into the six-of-one/half-a-dozen of the other" rhetoric of "well, Republican racism is bad, but Democrats are also guilty because of blah,…

I was afraid for a second they were gonna kill off Lana and really glad they didn't. That was something they did in Hotel— brought back a
character from a previous season and have them get killed by something
stupid. It would have been seriously annoying if Lana had survived everything from Asylum and then been…

Here's Kitty!

Every night I tell myself
"I am the cosmos
I am the wind"
But that won't get you back again

So now Megyn Kelly is saying that Trump tried to bribe her and that he bribed other media people.

Oh, he'd go first. Do you think Trump's greed and ego would let anybody take something before he grabbed it?

The only thing I'd want to drink with Trump would be hemlock.

Yeah, read the Times story today where they're interviewing all these Trump voters who are now apprehensive because they have absolutely no idea about what Trump, the guy they just voted into the most powerful office in the world, will do as president. Jesus Christ. If one more person says that we should all try…

Exactly. Pence is going to be running all the policy decisions anyway; Trump's too stupid and lazy. It's Cheney/Bush x 8 billion. And if Trump's president and Pence is VP, the GOP gets to hide what Pence is doing behind all of Trump's bullshit antics that will take up every bit of the media's teeny tiny…

Is there an app for the Warg community?

And who it looks like won the popular vote. But not the fucking EV.

Pence will be running things anyway. There's no way Trump is actually going to be doing work. Getting rid of Trump will just hinder the GOP from using Trump as a constant media distraction that shifts focus away from what Pence is doing. Say bye to Trump, and Pence's actions get scrutinized a whole lot more closely…

Donald Trump will never really run for president!
Donald Trump will never really win primaries!
Donald Trump will never really win the GOP nomination!
Donald Trump will never really win the presidency!
President Trump will never really launch that missle!
[messages end]

Just don't accidentally get in a shower with Victoria Jackson, or your nightmare will never end.

The way I see it, Pence will be running things either way. As it is now, Trump will spend his time tweeting and making outrageous statements that take up all of the media's attention, while meanwhile Pence crafts and helps push through some of the most odious public policy this country has ever seen.