I've read the "origin" script. It turns out that Wonka's parents were murdered by Wilford Brimley, so now he's on a mission to give the whole world diabeetus.

Oh Jeeves, we simply must make haste to visit the cat shelter for the latest to-die-for soiree.

Grill With The Dragon Tofu

I remember back in the good (?) old days of the 90s when a lot of gay people looked at some of the creepy homophobic things Gibson said in interviews and how he included that meant-to-be-funny scene in Braveheart where a gay guy gets thrown out a window and gay people were like "hey everybody, I don't know if you guys…

What about the book of Revelation? It's like "oh, by the way, here's the way the world ends." Would a spoiler alert have killed them?

Also, it turns out that Brad Pitt killed his marriage by constantly making "They're coming to get you, Angelina" jokes.

On the bright side, you'll only have to endure it a few months before he does something astronomically stupid and gets us all killed.

Considering it's the Parents Television Council, I'm surprised that their complaint wasn't about the violence but was outrage that a gay man (Aaron) was in the scene (had Aaron gotten the bat, the PTC probably would have thrown a party and given the scene an award).

Negan is obviously going to choke to death on all the scenery he's chewing.

Hello, we're from the National Film Registry, and we're pleased to tell you that your film has been one of the 25 selected this year for preservation as a culturally, historically, and aesthetically significant work.

Counterpoint: Oscar Micheaux.

Make sure to remind them that the election is November 11.

Wow, is there anyone else in New York (including cats, dogs, baby alligators living in sewers, etc.) who hasn't been on an episode of Law & Order?

"a family that purchases their dream home at a cut-rate price, on the
condition that they allow its current tenant, an aging actress, to continue living there until she dies."

Or the Queen could revive the old "off with his head!"

Yeah, you can't be prudish if you want a successful RHPS. If anything, in 2016, Rocky's shorts should be even more skimpy.

To be fair, in Twin Peaks people's hair can turn white overnight.

So it's a webseries from a terrible show that's a spin-off of another show that could have been great but instead mostly chooses to be maddeningly slow-paced and tediously manipulative?

It's good news for John McCain.

Well, we don't have to guess too much, as we have one source who was incredibly close to MLK who has a clear opinion of what MLK's stance would have been. MLK's widow, Coretta Scott King, was a big supporter of gay rights and stated a number of times that her husband would have definitely supported the modern LGBT…