Fuck! Fuck? Fuck!!!!! Fuck?! …..fuck.

"…relentlessly, abusively, searingly…"

I preferred her in Two [REDACTED] of Verona.

Huh. You'd think that "major presidential candidate treasonously collaborates with Russia" would get better traction.

Trump: But, but, see, before I lost the election I was just playin' this character that promised to deliver you the White House to pay off my massive amount of Russian debt. It was just a character!

More like meth-head acting (though I hear The Donald prefers coke).

It's the newest form of product placement. Companies are now paying actors to change their names so they'll be vaguely reminiscent of their products. Get ready for:

What they oughta do is trick these dummies into coming to watch the debate and then lock all the doors and substitute a goddamn civics class.

Unless this movie ends like War of the Roses, with [decades old spoiler alert] Grandpa and grandkid both lying there dead after having utterly destroyed the house in their complete hate-fest for one another, I want absolutely no part of it.

Moneypenny: Teddy? Teddy Ruxpin?!!

This should be a theme and the title of every episode should have some grammar problem, like episode 3 could be titled "Every Dog Has It's Day" and episode 4 could be "The House, On the Hill."

Naaaah, Trump couldn't sound that way when he was around Putin. 'cause he'd be too busy blowin' him.

That particularly works if you read it with Lester Holt's voice.

Hey, did you guys hear that Trump opened a club that actually lets in African-Americans, Latinos, and Muslims?

Poldark's Aidan Turner doesn't know why his show is so popular, looks in mirror, says "ohhhhh, that's right."

Can Elvis be a crime fighter on the show?

Kathy Bates' chant is also reminiscent of Yertle the Turtle:

I suspect this is where it's eventually going, as well as following the actors once they've left their re-enactment roles. I expect we'll see much different versions of Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Angela Bassett.

I've always felt bad for Sean Maher on Firefly, 'cause here was a gay actor having to work side-by-side with Adam Baldwin, an asshole bigot who's done things like comparing gay marriage to incest.

"…Sansa Stark's most deplorable enemy…"