Dexter's series finale could have been one long continuous 60 minute shot of Michael C. Hall dressed as an octopus, singing the entire score of Cats in high-pitched Pig Latin while children dressed as canned hams pelted him with ice cream cones, and it still would have been a better finale than what we got.

Or you could say "150,000 people are drowning. you can push a button to save them all, but your taxes will be temporarily a quarter of one penny higher next year. Do you still save them?"

I’ve got a theory, it could be bunnies!

It killed Laura Palm-Tree.

"Fallon's job is to be entertaining"

But the moon is gonna get blown up. People asked where the moon was in the original Planet of the Apes because it wasn't there. Well, Trump is gonna blow it up! Hasn't anyone else guessed that a Trump presidency is the first sign that Planet of the Apes is coming true?

In her speech, she said "I'd also like thank my fellow cast members: me, me, me, me, and me."

I've seen every episode, and it's every bit as strange as you'd imagine it would be. There are a few episodes around, it appears, for the curious:

Sorry I was so touchy.

Where do these jerks get off?

Or they're really into MDMA, pumps, and random sex on Grindr.

When they first started with the documentary style, I started to think that maybe the rumor was true that this was going to be a genuine anthology season, with each episode being a different beginning-to-end story (I don't see how they maintain the faux-documentary format all season, and really hope they don't try to…

Oh, dear, but that misunderstands the U.S. media. See, if Hillary Clinton decided to go on even one such reality show in the exact manner that Mr. Trump just did, we'd have to spend weeks and weeks on every single network and in every major newspaper analyzing whether or not Hillary was now a "serious" enough…

ESTRAGON: Let's go.

Yes, the press would be "Both sides"-ing Bernie to the point where everybody would be seeing Bernie as an absolute stark-raving mad loon who was about to die of old age at any second. Krugman has a great piece up now about how the media is "objectively pro-Trump," with the media going on and on about long-disproven…

It's sort of like D.W. Griffith, though, I guess. Sure, Griffith pioneered a lot of cinematic breakthroughs in staging shots and constructing scenes, but in the end most people just remember him as the racist asshole who made (the original) "Birth of a Nation."

Also, it was this that reportedly led to Jim Shooter putting a "no gay characters at Marvel" policy on their comics that it took a long time for the company to overcome. Sounds like a real peach of a guy. What's it like, I wonder, having a legacy as a bigoted piece of shit?

Yes, Bruce Banner was almost raped by two gay stereotypes, one of whom lisps and says things like "oh, pith." Not offensive or disgustingly homophobic at all.

It was somebody else's vomit.

6. Robots are just like you and me. In fact, they may just be more human than we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!