I'm just glad this is the only example of a beloved tv cartoon being turned into porn. I mean what if somebody did this to the Simpsons or Family Guy or Scooby Doo or Disney cartoons or something like that?

Nina Simone stops playing the piano. Stretches out her arm and points to everyone on all sides of this controversy.

A few of the most shocking revelations from Prince's memoir [excerpts]:

Hi Bizarro,

The ads pretty much write themselves:

Did anybody else click on this and think "I thought that movie already came out" and then think "oh, yeah, it didn't yet."

Saw this in NYC and one of the ushers came up to me before the show, handed me a matchbook, and said "Audra's going to come up to your table, talk to you in character, and ask you for a light." Which she did. Best theatre moment of my life so far.

Pssst. Hey. You. Over here.

Dear God, why didn't they call this movie L'il Jesus?

I don't think they made this video for the right reasons.

Danny Boyles' Beverly Hillbillies: Granny dives into a toilet to save her last bottle of rheumatiz medicine.

The most important question of all is which song from Hamilton works best as a replacement soundtrack for the trailer.

The AV Club

Zendaya is playing a young Michele Bachmann.

I refuse to watch this show because I don't like it when titles tell me what to do.

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How about a prequel focusing on the Seven Headed Mouse King and how he was really just misunderstood?

I think the best way they could make a Sandman movie is not to make a Sandman movie.

Ryan Murphy has confirmed that the next season of AHS is set on a haunted Monopoly board. Lady GaGa portrays the top hat. Sarah Paulson is playing the shoe.

As Ru once said: "Logo hasn’t “distanced” itself from me, not while I’m still payin’ the f%kin’ light bill over there."