Ultimate General Gettysburg is good. It isn't Total War but works very well.

U mad bro?

Re; The SItch. My first question is whether the abs constitute a separate individual for the purposes of tax law.

This is exactly in time to 'Thank God I'm a Country Boy' by John Denver.

Self-love, My Liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglect.

God! GOd! Why should they mock poor fellows thus?

buttcheeks ring equals the 'Ring of Power.'

Trimmed nails are essential when stimulating the male prostate.

Funny that some early condoms were actual food items; sausage casings. Some folks still use sheep intestine I think. Not sure about that but non-latex condoms are probably food-safe.

So Waldos beat MU? I am shocked. Shocked that a couple of fat men off any random street put that team to shambles.

This is a BS excuse for the disaster that was Shahi-Kot. The shit was messed up from the top to the bottom. Excuse me, I mean everything went perfectly but the enemy was too evasive and escaped in full flight before force could be brought to bear.

I tried to draw Ziggy blindfolded and I accidently opened a gateway to the outer darkness. How do I put that photo in this post?

I wonder if the red one had anything to do with Upton Sinclair's WW2 era series. If you love Game of Thrones and you hate Hitler you will get a kick out of those books.

Kannibal Killer Strikes Again! Devours Indonesian Children!

They should. I am a lawyer.

This is actually an acceptable form of TSA search but only for children under 6 years old and people in wheelchairs.

Pro Tip: If someone from the TSA tries to put a digital computer in your butthole even if it is wearing a condom you should probably call a lawyer.

Love it. I am a 'Florida Lawyer' and I have a case over the last year where opposing counsel is a "high-profile" Colorado attorney. It is great. He is so polite. I love working the case because I know I can rely on his representations.

Those aren't 'probes' buddy. Those are gloved fingers.

No, not some MythBusters studio-set attempt. I mean real honest-to-God science tests. Next time you are on a commercial flight not next-time-you-are-in-a-simulated-environment. Do it. For science sir.