I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

Your partner must be disappointed. 

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

2-14, most likely. 

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

I made this exact sentiment last week when this was going down and got flamed. I am going to be so pissed if you get a lot of stars for saying this now.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

How’s that Super Bowl running going Browns fans? Good Lord Mayfield looked clueless at times today. 

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

My inner Gronkowski feels a little guilty at making it “70 stars”…

I have been addressing several white friends with “Howdy, Honky,” for at least five years now. It’s such an underrated and underused word, man.

How about “fraud?”

LOLintears if you want to go that route.

There are semi-pro teams in Guam that are too good to settle for Schiano.

He was right this is funny lol

Come on now. Tennessee fans have more than one tooth.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.