He got alphadunked. 

What endures me to a comedian is the ability to make a common event funny. I am a middle aged white dude and can still quote, word for word, Eddie Murphy’s McDonald’s hamburger bit. I am certain we had little in common growing up, but it is hilarious and humanizing that we both had similar moms.

Oh, right! Stick to Women’s Sports!

I’m shocked how much saying ‘the Bingles’ makes me sound like Bradshaw

Oh, so that’s what happened to Kato Kaelin

Not the first time a dog has self medicated

It’s ‘BeastMaster’ on Netflix. With Tiki Barber!!

Is that a paper towel LeBron is using? Cleveland.

Henry Russell: double-spacing after periods. #hero

Here’s a pretty good article that explains the issue:

I was going to give this a star, but right now you’re at 69. Nice.

This can’t get any worse.

Apparently America isn’t Great Again enough yet. Stupid Liberal Christmas Tree trashers.

MaroonBlood.com is a horrible website name. Guess ‘ILovetheGrizHARD.com’ was already taken.