LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

why did you repost my pic?

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

+1 in before pedant lawyers explain the fun out of this joke

To be fair, it was a perfect triple murder with full layout into five pristine felonious somer-assaults.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

“You’re wanted for questioning by the Mobile Police Department.”

I think only parents are giving you stars, my man.

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

Jack:

Johnny Manziel still exists. And Christian Hackenburg! Shit, man, preseason is almost over and someone’s bound to cut some garbage loose. Maybe Nathan Peterman will be available!

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

I’m not friends with either of them, and this is why.