Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

Wrong.

Hey, we’re coming up on my favorite tradition: Notre Dame getting clobbered by some Southern school in a bowl after playing a season full of cupcakes.

part of what makes this a rigged game is a preseason polling system that benefits established “powerhouse” programs without actually knowing until a game is played if they’re any good that year. How many times had Notre Dame been polled in the Top Three of an AP/Coaches poll simply on a lot of voters being midwestern…

Yes! This exactly. Thank you.

More power to the heat shields Mr. Scott!

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

“The trash store called...they’re running out of YOU!”

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

as if we needed any more proof that this guy has one of the greatest football minds ever.

I guess the gameplan for this week involves lots of Blitzen

He doesn’t kowtow to proper spelling.

I read your first sentence but then got stuck trying to figure out what “cow toeing” is and never finished.

Are the 3-D glasses distributed at the park, or do we need to bring them from home?

tldr; KD is a bitch

Green says go.

I read that Green also raised doubts about KD’s mom’s MVP trophy.

I just love how every single coach hired from the Patriots only seems to have learned only the wrong things from coaching under Belichick.