I would love to be so good at something that the people I’m competing against look at me like I’m cheating.

I totally get the anti-Boston sports team bias.

I’m going to guess he always bets on red.

It happens...

A for effort.

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Counterpoint:

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You went with this for your twitter story over this

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

I think Jameis threw it forward. But nobody else seems to. 

the most impressive athletic achievement of our lifetimes

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

They also retired Dan Marino’s jersey, for some reason.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I think I’ll give up on trying to understand these calls and non-calls. So instead, maybe I’ll try to be more productive today....

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”