Godspeed

As a high school teacher... I’m really not excited for this.

Is his future NCAA eligibility really a concern at this point? A dude with no pro prospects (he’s playing for a team that Vanderbilt considers a creampuff) just took a critical head injury on a supposedly routine play. Even if he survives (currently very much in doubt) and recovers, this has got to be a career-ender…

Athletes are covered for injuries that occur due to their responsibilities as an athlete. This article is misleading. Very few schools don’t have health insurance policies for their athletes. http://www.ncaa.org/about/resources/media-center/news/survey-most-di-schools-provide-injury-coverage

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Dear Baker,

He hit the upright. That’s not a shank - just a miss.

Had to be done.

I suspect it would be even more depressing if we could see how many of those 61 and 45 were his fellow officers.

To recap: officers not fired for unwarranted use of force. One officer ceremoniously (justifiably) fired for shitty social media.

I think you should stick to telling millennial girls what fall fashions to wear to school.

Actually didn’t they all have a passer rating of 0? 

They didn’t throw any picks either though!

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

*Petah Pahkah

In his defense, that could very well be a grimace, not a schadenfreude smirk. 

He was in the shit in Korea. After what he saw there, it takes more than a bat to the head to faze him.

The old man in the black sweater and black Sox cap must have ice water in his veins 

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…