Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.

I heard Baylor underreports its numbers.

Yes because a licensed cab driver has never kidnapped, raped, robbed or otherwise harmed their passenger. Because of the bright yellow car. 

Except every single Uber in NYC (i) has to be licensed by the Taxi and Limousine Commission, (ii) has an easily identifiable sticker on the window and (iii) has a license plate that begins with T and ends with C.

Yeah, that’s the issue.

Mark Davis looks like he is desperately clinging to The Precious.

Isn’t the job description of PGA of America professionals literally to deal with hackers?

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

I thought the Tour De France was about doping.

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

I bet these guys are also salty about people not dressing up for air travel anymore.

What Baseball should have/allow are coaches that could be positioned near the foul line by 1st and 3rd base, who could direct the runner with visual or audio cues. In the above case, a simple “deep fly!” or “hold up” while the runner is taking off could help maneuver the runners while on the basepaths. I suppose you…

You’re probably right. CTE might in fact explain driving a white BMW.

In fairness, Allen did put both his hands up in the air, which is the universal sign for “I didn’t do anything! No, I sure didn’t. I was just minding my own business. Why are you even looking at me like that? You’re making me feel like I did something wrong! Hey, I’m the victim here!” So it seems open and shut that…

This guy was the most Utah Jazz player in the world a solid 2 years before they even drafted him

What we need now is some B-List celebrities to do a song:

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

A three-minute search through the database will pretty quickly show you that the only other American tennis players that ever win tournaments (Isner and the Bryans) are tested as much or more.  

Serena’s absurd stats, age, victories following injury, etc. might trigger tests in a regulatory algorithm or flowchart used to determine testing schedules. Add in an overzealous official, serena’s testiness, and frustration with other bullshit medical stuff on tour re: seeding and this doesn’t seem too nefarious to…