Do you need to get sources before reporting that the sun’s going to come up tomorrow? Do you need them to inform the world that the emperor has no clothes? Are anonymous sources good enough, or do you need somebody to go on record saying the emperor is naked, considering that everyone poo-poos anonymous sources these…

There’s a feature on this site called The Dick Joke Jambaroo, and you need to ask this question? Also, shit was posted at 12:27am EST. What else should they be posting? Also, too, shit’s funny.

Still only the 2nd most impressive rise from the dead today:

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

John Paxson is unbelievable to me. Of all the boobs to hold a high-power job in a prominent organization, he is by far the boobiest. Like it’s one thing to stone-cold suck at player acquisition and development—that is a thing many have sucked at and many will in the future. But what’s amazing is just what an…

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

I love Bill Walton unironically. Anything he says or does that makes Dave Pasch’s creationist ass uncomfortable is just icing on the cake.

Having spent some time in New England, “Go fuck yourself” apparently also means, “Excuse me, could I grab a jar of spaghetti sauce if you’re still trying to decide which brand you want?”

Trusted Access User, Team Brand Manager, Team Brand Director... this proliferation of titles is similar to how a pyramid scheme works. The schmucks at the bottom put all the work/money in, while the folks at the top reap the rewards.

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.

I thought that SB Nation would be happy with wider online exposure.

the first serious contender on the left

TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

Well, the real sad part is that Tom Brady has had to go to Buffalo 19 different times. So who’s really the loser in that story.

Sports injuries suck, but from a fan perspective, it really sucks when it happens to stupendously fun players you want to see. He’s good for basketball, not just the Knicks, so all this just sucks.

Only $300 million for a guy who was 78th in WAR and who has never won a playoff series? What a steal!

First base would make a lot of sense for Harper’s value. his offense WAR was 4.2 this year, but his defensive WAR was -3.2. He was dreadful in the field. Limiting his defensive responsibilities to first base would likely improve his value.

Oh MAN! I hope that whiny bitch Kyrie didn’t see that last shot. 

It must be some Lehigh vs. Villanova, philly cheesesteak-level beef.

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it: