Must be TB12 water.

I’m starting to think Deadspin is not a big fan of this DeMarcus Cousins trade.

Man not machine. Very sad.

Also karma:

The support for Keown’s thesis is there, it’s just hard to see.

He’s not the man we want him to be.

That’s fair.

You do realize House of Cards is fictional and a terrible show?

This is a terrible story. I especially feel bad for the kid who has to go through life named Jihad.

Does anyone think part of the problem is that Zach Galifianakis lost weight and is not as recognizable?

I cannot believe this is actually happening.

Agreed. The entire premise is massively flawed. If people were doing this to Beyoncè I think this article would be vastly different.

This.

Time Marshawn.