Per Wikipedia, Fox News was founded in 1996. That means Wohl and Bennett have literally not known a world without it.

You can’t hurt them that way. It’s the old “wrestling with pigs” bit. The only way to hurt them is to starve them of the attention and income they get from being jackasses. 

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

Did anyone really think that Ty Montgomery would still be a Packer after what he did on Sunday?  If they didn’t get the 7th rounder for him, I’m pretty sure he’d have been cut. 

Nooooot sure I’d count the 1-and-5-and-already-publicly-sniping-at-each-other Wizards as “solid.”

Yeah but what but how did the 98-99 Bulls finish?

My boss suggested this morning that LeBron should probably be retroactively be given the last 4 MVP awards.

I can’t disagree.

Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

“ESPN’s demolitionists went to work Saturday afternoon when its college football studio aired footage of a pregame Michigan-Michigan State turf war that resembled a prison-yard riot on the boil prior to the start of the sanctioned turf war between hate-fueled, adult-guided student-athletes.”

I mean, there’s a serious chance Trump comes out with that same claim. It isn’t that much more insane than his democrats are funding this migrant caravan with Soros to affect the midterms conspiracy.

That escalated quickly! 

Uh, no.

Ya I’m guessing these same people would just as quickly pretend Tim McVeigh didn’t exist.

I’ve already seen comments claiming that this must be a plot by the Democrats to drum up fear of the GOP, and that they mailed them to themselves.

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

Gruden will botch the pick, but this seems like he got the better end of the deal. Cooper is a monstrously inconsistent WR with a history of butter fingers attached to stone hands. He can show up one week and get 130 yards or catch one for five yards.

He didn’t explain it because the argument that “a national trade embargo with Cuba didnt work, therefore we should promote and wrestle in a country with a terrible human rights record that just murdered a journalist” is so self-evidently fucking stupid, that anybody who isnt a complete and utter dipshit should…

Always remember to keep the Safety to the bonesaw ON during an interrogation, it is for dramatic purposes only. Otherwise an accidental dismemberment could happen.

What the fuck is the big deal? Like, yeah, it’s unfortunate, but it was an interrogation gone wrong. These things HAPPEN. Sometimes you start off asking someone some questions and before you know it you’ve accidentally dismembered them to death with a bonesaw. Who among us? Glass houses and stones people. (Also, if…