Yeah but have you ever seen how those Germans eat?

Those AT&T commercials are the most wretched form of villainy.

This made my brain hurt. I couldn't read it.

Did you know that 90% of leg-breaking machine problems can be fixed by restarting your leg-breaking machine?

Well OBVIOUSLY the roads, the roads go without saying, don't they?

That story may have been my favorite insane-O Fox News BS that they ever aired.

Thanks, I needed a horse blanket.

For clarity's sake, the reviewer is discussing the 2009 film Fast & Furious, the fourth installment of the Fast series, as opposed to the vastly inferior 2001 film The Fast and the Furious.

How thoughtful!

I was kinda thinking some sort of lovechild of Yeezus and Nico.

Oh, ok, so we all hate The Stupids now? Sheesh this site is going down the tubes.

You can pick your ass, and you can pick your dick friends, but you can't pick your dick friend's ass…or something.

I am currently living between the walls in Jack White's apartment. I was not invited.

*puts answer, hands in pants*

@CyberneticOrganism:disqus Pretty Much Exactly Bloodsport (plus Roger Moore)

Silly kids. The Quest is best!

He was probably just trying to get out the cookie that was stuck up his YEAH.

*cuts off newswire's head*
*reattaches with duct tape*
*gives to blind child*

Yeah, sorry about the mink though.

It's up there. But my god the beat on "Black Skinhead" makes me want to transform into the Hulk and destroy things.